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Alien Leak — alien world leaders around a glowing Earth

THEY WERE
NEVER HUMAN.

THE EVIDENCE

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Why do they all look the same?

  • Same speeches
  • Same agendas
  • Same hand signals
  • Same strange behavior
  • Same giant black eyes...
Three aliens in suits captured on surveillance

Maybe they're not human after all.

THE ALIEN DOSSIER

Click on a leader to view their file

AGENT CARNEY

SPECIES:
Zeta Banker
PLANET:
Wall Street Prime
THREAT LEVEL:
MEDIUM
ROLE:
Earth Financial Overseer
MISSION:
Convince humans inflation is normal
48+
DOSSIERS
127+
LEAKS
195
COUNTRIES
23
ALIEN SPECIES
Unknown
YEARS ACTIVE

TOKENOMICS

$ALIEN coin
$ALIEN
TICKER:
$ALIEN
SUPPLY:
1,000,000,000
TAX:
0%
LIQUIDITY:
LOCKED
CONTRACT:
RENOUNCED
MISSION:
EXPOSE THE GALACTIC GOVERNMENT

THE SECRET ROADMAP

  • Infiltrate Crypto Twitter
  • Recruit Earth Resistance
  • Launch Alien Scanner
  • •Alien NFTs
  • •Area 51 Event
  • •Contact The Mothership
  • •Intergalactic Exchange Listing
  • •Earth Liberation

HOW TO BUY $ALIEN

FOUR STEPS TO INFILTRATE THE NETWORK

STEP / 01
Get a Wallet

Install Phantom or MetaMask. The aliens can't track you if you self-custody.

STEP / 02
Fund It

Buy SOL or ETH on an exchange. Send it to your wallet address.

STEP / 03
Swap for $ALIEN

Open Jupiter / Uniswap and swap into $ALIEN using the contract.

STEP / 04
Join The Resistance

Hold tight. Spread the word. Trust no one. Especially not your dog.

Crowd at an alien resistance rally

THE RESISTANCE

The politicians have armies.

The aliens have technology.

We have memes.

Join the Resistance.

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FREQUENTLY DECLASSIFIED QUESTIONS

  • Absolutely not. It is intergalactic comedy collateral. Touch grass before buying.